Bonjour! My name is Billie Noir. You can call me Billie, or Bil. I'm French, and I'm attending Walt Disney College. If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I flirt with everything that moves. Some may ask what my sexuality is, but... I'm just into everyone.

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lovedrunk222:

BFF

I sure as hell did not miss this place.  

simon-simba-mitchell:

I never found them scary either! Well, when I was younger I did. Now I just find them really funny. I love the Scream and Saw movies the best. I could watch those for forever. Honestly, I don’t care if you choose a sappy movie. I’ll stomach through it and just eat my TV dinner. My shoulder will be there if you need one to cry on. I can already tell that this is going to be one fabulous night.

This is perfect! You have to take me to the best bars and restaurants while we’re there. Since you’re taking me to Paris, I’m going to take you to my beach house in South Carolina. You’ll love it.  I will force my future wife to hire a wedding planner. I’ll maybe help out with planning what music we should play at the reception. That’s it.

Oh, they gave me horrid nightmares when I was a child. I remember not sleeping for a whole weekend because my mother made me watch some terrifying movie. The Saw movies aren’t exactly my favorite, but I love the Scream ones. We should definitely watch those together. Aw, you’re so sweet. Offering to be my shoulder to cry on. See, the only sappy romantic film I would make you watch would be the Titanic. It’s such a wonderful movie.

I will! I’ll take you to my favorite places. Oh, and I will most definitely have to take you to the top of the Eiffel Tower. The view is… indescribable. Oh, really? That sounds amazing. I can’t wait.

Well, I’m sure you have good music taste! Oh, and you’d have to help with the attendee list. You wouldn’t want your future wife to invite people that you wouldn’t want there without you knowing.

I sure as hell did not miss this place.  

simon-simba-mitchell:

Do you like scary movies? Because those are usually what I watch. Well, those and mostly comedies. We can watch whatever you want, as long as it’s not a sappy romance film. I wouldn’t want to embarrass myself by crying in front of you. If you provide the cheap beer or soda, I’ll provide the Netflix and TV dinners. I’m free all this week, Billie. 

I’ve heard about croque monsieur. That actually sounds pretty tasty, so I’m willing to try that. Maybe, just maybe, I’ll try escargot. We’ll just have to wait and see.  Can’t you hire a wedding planner to do it all for you? I guess I have something to look forward to for my future wedding. I’ll gladly help out with the cake and wine testing. 

Scary movies never were very ‘scary’ to me. I never get frightened by them like others do. So, I’m sure that I’ll be alright with watching them with you. Ah, comedies are always good. Who could turn down a comedy? Don’t worry, though, I won’t choose any sappy romance films. Though I love them, I won’t make you watch any. Well, how about I bring both? Cheap beer and soda. You can’t go wrong with either.

Oh, croque monsieur. Merveilleux plat. I know the best place to get it, too! It sounds like this trip to Paris is a done deal, monsieur Mitchell.

Yes! Wedding planners are always great. I always wondered why my sister never hired one. I’m most definitely hiring one for mine, whenever it comes. Oh, the wine testing is the best part!

I sure as hell did not miss this place.  

simon-simba-mitchell:

My roommate would always watch these weird foreign films. I’d always leave the room whenever he watched them.  You should come over to my dorm sometime and we can watch movies on Netflix. I have a pretty good taste in movies. We can also eat the crappy college food, too. Like those silly TV dinners. 

I always forget that you’re from France. My apologies. I’ve been to Europe several times. Though I don’t know why I never visited France.  You’re not going to make me eat escargot, are you? That’s something I will never do in my life. I’ll avoid all the wedding planning and pray that the whole thing goes by quickly. 

He watched ‘weird foreign films’? Smart of you to just leave. I’m sure I wouldn’t have stuck around for that either! Ah, yes. I definitely will. You have a good taste in movies, hm? I’ll have to test that out some time soon. Oh, typical night in. Crappy TV dinners and Netflix. That sounds wonderful. I’m looking forward to whenever this occurs!

It’s alright, most do. Though I would guess that my accent would give it away. Aw, no escargot? But it’s delicieux! It’s okay, I won’t force to eat them, so don’t worry.

I see how you wouldn’t want to have to deal with planning a wedding. It is quite boring, and tends to drag on. The cake testing is pretty nice, though.

I sure as hell did not miss this place.  

simon-simba-mitchell:

More space and more crappy food for me! Oh and I won’t have to share my Netflix anymore. Maybe this school year won’t be so bad after all.

 

I didn’t really see much of my sister this summer. Did you enjoy your time in Paris? I’ve always wanted to go there, but I’d feel really awkward just going alone. A lonely teenage boy in Paris. Ah, tell your sister I said congratulations. I hate weddings and I’m glad I’ve never had to help plan one. 

Ah, yes. The wonders of Netflix. It’s always odd having someone else use it, because when they watch something and you go on after you wonder when in the world you had watched that and why. I know that all too well, having two sisters. I’m sure you’re happy to know that you don’t have to share anymore!

Of course! I’ve been there many times before, since I am from France. It was nice going there with someone else, though. You’ve never been?! Well, maybe I can take you one day so you wouldn’t have to go alone, and you’ll be with someone who knows everything about it. Il est tres magnifique.

I’ll make sure to! You hate weddings? Aw, well what’re you going to do one day when you have one?

I sure as hell did not miss this place.  

simon-simba-mitchell:

Last year I had one and it was horrible. He was such a messy person, too. Thankfully I’m all by myself this year.It was pretty great, actually. I spent most of my time down in the beach house we own in South Carolina. How was your summer? 

Oh, that’s terrible. At least you’re all by yourself this year, right?

That sounds nice. I wish I spent all summer at a beach house. Pft. I went to Paris for a week with your sister, and I spent the rest of my summer helping my sister plan her wedding. Needless to say, it wasn’t very fun. At least the wedding was nice.